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12 Ladylike Things I Can’t Fuck With
These are a “no” for me
My husband calls me a “girly” girl.
I don’t like bugs, I hate getting dirty, and I’m not outdoorsy at all (the camping/fishing/hiking outdoor excursions are not for me).
I called myself a tomboy as a child even though all the above was true.
Today, I like to think of myself as just me.
As an adult I feel very strongly about carving out your own path and doing what you want instead of doing what’s expected.
These traditional feminine norms in society are just not for me: refined, delicate, reserved, being a lady.
Nope!
Here are 12 ladylike things I just can’t fuck with…
1. Thongs
I have always hated thong underwear.
Who wants to walk around with a wedgie all day.
In my twenties I’d wear them, hating every single second of it.
They don’t make me feel sexy or feminine. I think about them every moment of every second when they’re on.
How can you not, right?
It’s like a wedgie on purpose.
These are a hard no for me.
